before the bread can rise you dummy. Santa says he'll punch Moses in the genitals. This line is also a possible reference to the fact that Snoop Dogg, who plays Moses, lent his voice to a Tom Tom GPS system in 2009. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. of my milk … Because of this, Santa claims he had best turn himself in, as long-suffering was salvation according the bible. It features the Jewish grave robber, Moses Forth, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus, and his elves. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a … ), Christmas is the promised land so get the fuck out, Santa claims that the Promised Land has become Christmas and the religion it stands for, telling Moses to leave. Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Moses_vs_Santa_Claus/Rap_Meanings?oldid=1493615. age, a.k.a. You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'. Moses uses the slang term "fo' sho' yo," meaning "for sure, yo" to punctuate his line and create a triple rhyme for the next. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! Moses says that this is because of his weight.). Directed by Dave McCary. (Sand, common terrain in Egypt, is abrasive and can erode some substances into a gelatinous mush. Continue reading for the full lyrics of the holiday rap battle featuring Snoop: Or was there something in rule six I didn't understand? ), Where I'm from that's called breaking and entering, (Moses doesn't want Santa to come down his chimney because it is akin to a burglar breaking and entering into his house. Snoop, playing Moses, tweaked "commandment" with his trademark "-izzle" suffix to keep rhyme with "chisel"), 'Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. Moses says he'll send out this snake again to have him attack Santa. (According to Santa, Moses appears to symbolize the look of a homeless man.). Also, because the waters of the Red Sea smothered the Egyptians after the Jews crossed it, Moses could be found to have killed them. ), (Much turmoil befell the Jews before the time of Christ. (Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a frosty, cold area which Santa says is a reason for his "cold" rhymes. Santa is stunned that these are even rules to follow.). Curious, Moses walked over, and God spoke to him, commanding to go back to Egypt. VS! Santa: You're a glorified secretary. "Flock" could also be a reference to Moses being a shepherd before his mission from God.). (Christmas, or "Christ's mass", was developed to celebrate the birth of Jesus in contrast to Roman pagan festivals, according to one of several theories on its origin. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 music video in high definition. Epic Rap Battles of History. (Santa brings coal for naughty kids, implying that Moses is naughty. Teach your flock to covet some fun! When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, (According to the Jewish religion, God revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses while he was on Mount Sinai. A "hood" is slang for neighborhood. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." The windowed content is … Snoop Dogg, 5,338 Shazams. Stop preaching, homie. Moses vs Santa Claus – Epic Battles of History. (A pot-shot at the Jews, the "chosen people" who, coincidentally, observe Hanukkah, often prior to Christmas. ), (Chanukah is a Jewish holiday occurring around Christmastime. ), I'm a prophet you're a fat saint named Nick, (Moses claims himself as better than Santa Claus, saying that while he's a prophet, Santa is just a fat saint with a simple name. Moses calls himself the "prophet's prophet," as he was told by God that the prophet Jesus would arrive, being the prophet of the prophet. ), (As a present, an elf holds up a GPS for Moses, saying he could use it to find the Promised Land. This track is on the following album: In this year's holiday edition, comedians parody Santa Claus versus the Jewish lawgiver Moses in a YouTube video that has already gone viral with nearly 11 million views after being posted on the video-based site for a mere week. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go. Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. I spit diamonds but I'm … 09 Dec You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass. That's why my rhymes are so cold! And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys. BEGIN! You're a glorified secretary, so write this down! I spit diamonds but I'm serving up … Here, the elf tells Moses to suck Santa's balls. This is a reference to his actor, Snoop Dogg, being known for smoking weed often.). ), I'm talking Exodus, movement for Jew(ish?) Moses was also said to be broken a commandment, which was mentioned in the next line.). It was released on December 10th, 2012. Many verses in Genesis document a family history in the form "…and X begat Y, and Y begat Z…" It also references the Dr. Dre song "Deeez Nuuuts" on "The Chronic" album, which Snoop Dogg contributed a part to. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. The phrase "milk and honey" is also said in the Book of Exodus during Moses' vision of the burning bush. Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to … Moses vs. Santa Claus: Epic Rap Battles of History 02:20. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Click to share on LinkedIn … Moses wants Santa to not do that, for a reason that'll be explained in the following line. Learn the full song lyrics at MetroLyrics. Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him. Wan-too-many days in the sun? Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Cameo appearances: Elena Diaz and Monica Weitzel as Moses' Honeys. Historic Epic Rap Battles: Moses Vs Santa Claus. 2:08. There was also a Smurfs Christmas Special in which Papa Smurf was mistaken for Santa Claus.). According to the naughty list and history, Moses became the Prince of Egypt back when he was at his teenage years. ), (This line is inaccurate as in the "Bible", God punished the Hebrews for listening to negative speeches from scouts who were in Israel. Three Christmas elves (EpicLLOYD) join Santa Claus during his second verse. (Santa traditionally uses eight reindeer to pull his flying sleigh. Epic Rap Battles of History - Behind the Scenes - Moses vs Santa Claus. ), I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it, (Moses traveled up Mount Sinai for forty days and forty nights, in which he received the Ten Commandments. As Moses led his fellow Jews to freedom, they could not make and eat bread to satisfy their hunger during their journey, as it would have taken too long to leaven. Moses' skin was dark from leading the Israelites in the hot desert for years with robes on, so Santa says he's been one too many days in the sun, replacing "one" with "Wan", as in Obi-Wan.). It took you forty years to make your people happy, This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Yo, here's a GPS! Moses vs Santa Claus. Buy. Eddig 60 alkalommal nézték meg. Vs! thou shalt not let children. Santa Claus: Sweet robes, albeit one too many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! He also wants Santa to keep away from his stocking, which is used to put presents in. I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy, (Moses says he'll beat Santa ten times in rhyme before bread leavens, or rises with yeast. Listen to Moses Vs. Santa Claus by Epic Rap Battles Of History Feat. It featured the Jewish prophet, Moses, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus. Burning bush, in this case, is referring to drugs, like weed, which is "taken" by smoking it, and Santa says it may be making Moses go crazy. people, (Exodus is the book in the Bible that follows Moses's travels in leading the Jews to the Promised Land, and is used to describe the mass departure of the Jewish people. I got a new commandizzle for y'all. ), You're a prostitute for profit so ho ho ho, (Moses calls Santa a "prostitute for profit" due to his late-night work schedule, his aforementioned merchandising, and his laugh pattern, stylized as "ho ho ho." HISTORY Moses vs Santa Claus. so much drama in the Israe-L B C. it's kinda hard talking directly. Moses VS Santa Claus. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! (A play on one of the ten Commandments, "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. ), (The elves are fighting against Moses's previous lines about them being slaves, denying they're actually being used for free labor.). Claus: Santa Claus is comin' to town! ), (One of the elves' duties is to take care of Santa's reindeer. 2:20. MOSES! Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and … Share. Santa Claus VS Moses Forth is the twenty-third installment of EERB and the twelfth episode of Season 2. Begin! Moses vs Santa … Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. From the Album Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. The Torah and the Old Testament of the Bible document much of this "drama". You got a strict religion. "Moses vs. Santa Claus" 2:20: December 10, 2012 () Link: Jewish prophet Moses battles against the modern personification of Christmas, Santa Claus (Nice Peter). ), My list says, "Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand. Moses vs Santa Claus is the twenty-seventh of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the 12th installment of Season 2. Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (Season 2) 423455.Erb.Battles 2017-01-21T14:00:37+00:00. Browse more than 20,000 videos on AceShowbiz.com and find out our daily video collections. Exodus lasted forty years. Moses! I'm from the North Pole! 2:20. Supangle Bob. Or was there something in rule six I didn't understand? vistas 197. This is a reference to the popular Christmas song Deck the Halls. Mohamedlloydybv. Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. ), Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby, (Moses tells Santa that he eats too many sweets, resulting in his weight. Stop preaching, homie. Moses vs Santa Claus. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. ), (Jews are forbidden by Scripture to eat any part of a cloven-hoofed animal that does not chew its cud (i.e. The punishment was to wander for 40 years. It's kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D! REACTION VIDEO ERB Of History Moses Vs Santa Claus Absolute Squash Match mp3 The way Moses stars this out is the same way Snoop started out his song, "Gin and Juice". (While Moses was gone receiving the Ten Commandments, the Israelites created a calf made of all their golden jewelry in fear of Moses's absence. Trending AirPods, snake, penguins: This 9-year-old's wishlist for Santa Claus has left netizens in splits Trending Watch: Man dresses up as 'Buddy the Elf' to greet daughter outside school Sports Ind vs Aus 1st Test, Day 1: Slow and steady, with a twist in the end The difference is a lack of direct payment, as Santa is never depicted receiving direct monetary gain for his work. In the mid-20th century, a ninth reindeer, Rudolph, was created for the novelty song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". He says, "With so much drama in the L-B-C," L-B-C referring to Long Beach, California. With Snoop Dogg, Nice Peter, Epic Lloyd, Elena Diaz. Rasputin vs Stalin. 28: 13 "Adam vs… Moses says that because Santa eats too much and has become too fat, his "hood," the North Pole, should be called the "land of too much milk and honey. They also have attractive breasts, which make milk. [Verse 1: Santa Claus]: Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Man, I represent cheer! Santa says here that because Christmas is more popular and brings more gifts, Jews get envious.). As such, they ate an unleavened bread known as matzo. Teach your flock to covet some fun! Who gets lost for forty years?!" Moses compares the Israelites he led to the Promised Land to Santa's elves, saying that his "crew" of the Israelites would defeat the elves, leaving Santa to plead for Moses to let the elves go. You've been a naughty boy. I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal! I bring joy every year. The phrase "Let my people go" is in the Bible, although it is usually attributed to God, who instructs Moses to tell the Pharaoh, "Thus sayeth the Lord, 'Let my people go, that they may serve me.'" I'm from the North Pole. On naughty kids while they sleepin' and keep your hands off my stocking. [Santa Claus:] Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun, Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Contents[show] Lyrics Santa Claus (1st Verse): Sweet … Snoop Dogg) December 10, 2012 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating. "Epic Rap Battles of History" Moses vs. Santa Claus (TV Episode 2012) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. "Stocking" could also be seen here as a phallic euphemism. Epic Rap Battles REACTION!!! Moses is comparing Santa to the Pharaohs with his elves, and due to this, Santa is not a Saint, which comes from "St. Nicholas".). ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. Share on Facebook. "ruminate") or any animal that is not cloven-hoofed but which chews cud, such as pork or, in this case, bacon. Seeing an Egyptian abusing and insulting a Jewish slave, Moses killed the Egyptian and fled away from Egypt.). It's kinda hard talking directly. The past tense, "begat", is used frequently in the Bible. (Santa brings presents for kids once a year and represents most kids' favorite holiday, Christmas.). By. Santa Claus is coming to town. So write this down. Watch Snoop Dogg single 'Moses vs Santa Claus (Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2)' Music Video! (Santa knows if you've been "bad or good", and Moses possibly refers to "naughty" kids, meaning there's a sexual connotation to them, and Santa watches these kids in their sleep. The phrase "little people" used here has two meanings: one refers to the ordinary people in a country or organization who do not have much power; the other refers to people of uncommonly short height, like dwarves or elves. Thou shalt not let your children sit on a … Santa Claus Begin. This would imply that Santa is once again a pedophile. Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun? Epic Rap Battles Of History. I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some … Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. to the G O single D. hand me my chisel. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. Epic Rap Battles of History Season … (Santa enters kids' houses to give them gifts, and he watches kids when they sleep, which Moses draws similarly to that of a stalker and/or pedophile.). Santa mocks Moses, saying that he'll never have Christmas, so he'll have to deal with the lesser holiday. The auto-caption here displays "jolly bowl a jelly", which makes zero sense except as a recognition error.). There are also videos that puts Bruce Lee against Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven. (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments on stone plaques with a chisel, and now he wants to write an eleventh. ), (Santa's is known for his jolly laugh of "Ho Ho Ho!"). ), I crossed deserts and scaled mountains with my staff, (Moses brags about his treks from Egypt to the Promised Land, in which he carried his famous staff and climbed up Mount Sinai to receive the Ten Commandments.). (He backs up his claim of Moses being naughty, meaning he won't be getting any gifts this year. ), (In Exodus 7:9 and Exodus 7:10, Moses is told to throw his staff down in front of the pharaoh and it would turn into a serpent, of which he does successfully. The club was invited to play a pre-season friendly against Crystal Palace… and won 5-0! "When I was high upon the mountain," raps Snoop as Moses. According to the Bible, Moses killed an Egyptian to protect a Hebrew. (A critical part of Moses' story is that Moses saw a bush that was burning, but wasn't consumed. ), ("Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" is a popular Christmas carol, and here, Santa says he's making his entrance to beat Moses. Santa is very fat and sort of looks like Papa Smurf, as they both have white beards and wear red clothing. ), You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow, (Santa is typically depicted as working with elves, who help make the presents for the children, and reindeer, who fly his sleigh. The highest point of FC Santa Claus’ formative years was actually a trip to England way back in 1997. sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. ), I took my folks and led them out of Egyptian evil, (Moses helped the Jews escape the Egyptian pharaoh that had them enslaved. Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. I'll beat you ten times. It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass. Gennadiyfisg. (Moses was never told about Santa (mostly because he was from the 1200's BC, long before the story of Santa Claus was thought of). You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." One key reindeer is Rudolph, who has an unusual glowing red nose that helps navigation in clouds and fog. 2:20. It could also refer to Moses being high on drugs, as he was seen smoking in this part of his verse. The Elves think all that time in the desert has warped Moses' mind.). Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. 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Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him.) Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4 (Disclaimer) I do not own the windowed content. Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. You'd best arrest yourself; you broke your own law! Here, Moses is once again jabbing at Santa's weight, and he's also likely criticizing aspects of the Christmas holiday by calling them "more mass".). (One well-known part of Moses' story was that God told him to raise his staff when the Egyptians were near, and the Red Sea split, allowing the Hebrews to escape. A "ho" is a slang term for a prostitute. (A shot at the Sixth Commandment, "Thou shalt not kill." It was released on December 10th, 2012. That's why my rhymes are so cold! 559. If Moses had not laid the groundwork of Jewish religion and further on in time, Christianity, Santa would have never come to exist. and walk off into the land. This even shows up on his background in the rap.). Summer Concert Tour Dates!!! ), (Moses compares Santa to a UPS man, i. e. a delivery man working for United Parcel Service, due to his shipping of packages. The Pandemic Made 2020 A Wild Year For Wall Street, US Lawmakers Reach Deal On $900 Bn Stimulus Package, England Faces Lengthy Lockdown As New Virus Strain 'Out Of Control', Fisheries Dispute Threatens To Sink Post-Brexit Trade Deal, Reports Of Martial-law Talk In Trump Meeting Draw Outrage, Austen Allred Broke Down The Biggest Barrier To Higher Education, Why Chipotle’s Brian Niccol Is All for Spending MORE on Ingredients – And People. Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series. I read your book. To the G O single D Exclusive Prime pricing. (Santa jabs at Moses resembling Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars since he wears robes in the same manner as him. Epic Rap Battles of History videos often consist of comedians parodying a war on words by using pop and historical figures. Sweet robes, Obi. I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents, (In the story "The Night Before Christmas", Santa is described as a jolly old elf with his tummy jiggling like jelly when he laughs, bringing gifts during the holidays to the good boys and girls. I'll split your ass in half, like I did the Red Sea. ", (Santa Claus keeps a "nice" and "naughty" list to keep track of who's been good and bad, as well as showing what bad things they have done. 0. "), Stay away from my chimney with your candy canes and peppermints, (Santa Claus enters homes through the chimney and leaves behind candy canes, a peppermint candy, along with presents. Snoop Dogg) Adam vs Eve. Moses VS Santa Claus [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Nice Peter as Santa Claus Snoop Dogg as Moses EpicLLOYD as the elves Monica Weitzel and Elena Diaz as Moses' honeys(cameos) It's kinda hard talking directly to the G-O-single-D. (The next line is also from "Gin and Juice", in which Snoop says, "It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G." In this line, he talks about the drama making it difficult to communicate with God.). ), Mo' money is yo' motivation and you know this, (Christmas, and especially Santa Claus, has been criticized for being too centered on merchandising and selling products. Another meaning to this is that coal, when under intense pressure, can turn into diamonds.). A(z) "Moses vs. Santa Claus (Season 2)" című videót "EpicRapBattles" nevű felhasználó töltötte fel a(z) "zene" kategóriába. You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. VindictivePotato. A cold phrase generally refers to a phrase or rhyme that is cruel.). How else do you think I got these two golden calves? With the creation of the modern-day Santa in the 20th century AD, however, the celebration became one based on marketing and buying gifts for children; thus, the true purpose of the holiday is often said to have been lost. ), You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets, (Moses makes another jab at Santa Claus being a centerpiece of capitalism greed. ), Watch out Santa cuz you're about to get sleighed, (Moses warns Santa that he'll "sleigh" him, a pun on Santa's main form of transportation – a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer – and the word "slay", meaning to kill someone in a violent way. The second of ten plagues brought upon Egypt by God through Moses was millions of frogs emerging from the Nile.). I think you need to stop smokin' all that burnin' bush. Moses says to let the little people, in this case, Santa's elves, be freed. $0.99 Start your 30-day free trial of Unlimited to listen to this song plus tens of millions more songs. This could also be a reference to Dr. Dre's song "The Next Episode", featuring Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg, in which the famous "Smoke weed everyday" is the last line of the song, said by Nate. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. (Moses literally broke the first tablets with the Ten Commandments written on it when he was enraged by the sight of the Children of Israel worshiping a Golden Calf (this act of worshiping other gods was also forbidden with accordance to the Ten Commandments). Snoop Dogg) Epic Rap Battles of History | Length : 02:04 . Santa Claus! Moses explains that his journey across deserts and up mountains gave him well-toned calf muscles, or "golden calves. Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker/Rap Meanings. (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments for the Hebrews, which would make him a "glorified secretary". All that sand turned your brains to mush! geniuslevels - October 23, 2015. ), (They're Santa's helpers, but they're magic. Moses vs Santa Claus Santa Claus: Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun? Men of faith are also required to have the foreskin of the penis trimmed, preferably at birth. Their latest video is no exception. One of the legends around Santa says that he has the ability to make snow by spitting diamonds, the hardest substance on earth, so he also means that his raps hit hard. (Santa never pays the elves to our knowledge, which makes it seem like unpaid labor. Moses vs Santa Claus. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer you represent sandals and a scraggly beard! You represent sandals and a scraggly beard! Epic Rap Battles of History's Moses vs Santa Claus. "), ("Mofo" is slang for "motherfucker." Snoop Dogg donned a robe and sandals for this year’s hip-hop remake of “Bible bad boy Moses” versus Catholicism’s Santa Claus. He then inhales a joint and says, "God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf. 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